Tikal? Tikal? Tikal? Maybe? Please? Now or later? At 5:00?

"So...when are you guys going to Tikal?"

"Not sure. Maybe tomorrow."

"Oh, tomorrow?"

"Yeah."

"How about today? 5:00? Better monkeys then, less heat."

"Well, we´ll think about it. Not right now though. We just got here."

"You did?"

"Yeah man, you drove us."

"Oh, so do you maybe want to go to Tikal now?"

"I don´t think we´re going to Tikal."

"Oh, no Tikal. Not now?"

"No, never. We´re never ever going to Tikal."

"But why my friend. Tikal is Tikal. You know, ruins?"

"Yes but we´re not going."

"If you don´t go to Tikal, half your life will not be complete."

"But then half of it will still be complete."

We will not see Tikal on a train.
We will not see Tikal on a plane.
We will not see Tikal with a tour.
We will not see Tikal at a late hour.