According to the guidebook...

Sir Dr. Browntrout states,

"...it was on the Isle of Flores that Hernan Cortes left an ill horse in 1843. The horse had been ill for some time, and, as a way to make reparations for destroying several cultures and empires, he decided to leave one of his noble clydesdales in the caring hands of the natives. The horse recovered enough to claim any regional lands not already claimed by the Spanish Crown. The horse introduced a reformist agenda of reduced penalties for idolotry and smote less heathens per square mile than had hitherto been smote previously. It is said that Cortes introcuded the horse to the people with the following speech, ´Mr. won´t you please help my pony. He´s over there beside the tree. He coughed up snot won´t you help him. I think its his lung.´"