Sarong...but so right...

What can be done with a sarong, you say...?

1. use it as a towl
2. flag down a ride
3. signal for help
4. wear it on your head like a turban
5. wear it on your head like a burka
6. use it as an arm sling for a broken arm
7. make a Willie Nelson headband out of some of it and wear the rest around your trunk
8. use it as a bag
9. fly it like a flag
10. make a washable diaper
11. plug a leak
12. dress a wound
13. dress to kill
14. twist it up and make it into a bullwhip to defend yourself
15. wear it as a scarf
16. clean up barf
17. hang a potted plant
18. put it on the ground to protect yer bum from fire ants
19. use it as a blanket or a sheet
20. use to it collect the empty hulls when schucking wheat
21. use it as a napkin when you eat
22. doorstop
23. draft eliminator
24. door cover
25. window cover
26. portable bathroom (use of bucket and circular frame also required)